waiting and wondering

im currently sitting at home waiting for personwhosnameimustnevermention and marc to come pick me up. they were supposed to be here at 9am to take me to their grandpas funeral.
i waited until 10 past and then called their house. i could have waited longer, given them the benefit of the doubt, but you should all know now that i hate being late and that personwhosnameimustnevermention is always late, so i thought a friendly reminder call to get their arses into gear may be in order. and hey, the dead wait for no one.
no answer
i call at 20 past
still no answer
personwhosnameimustnevermention left his phone at my house last night so i cant call that, so i call that, so i call marcs phone.
'yeah, we're at colonnades getting suited up. you know, buying shirts and ties'
at 20 past nine on the morning of your grandpas funeral when we have to be at 10:30 which is an hours drive away
and i've already told you, the dead wait for no one
'yeah, i guess we'd better get a move on'
it is now 9:47 and they're still not here
and you know, all i can think of is that while im at the funeral, my cat may be losing its fur because it rubbed up against me while my legs were covered in hair removal creme