Friday, December 31, 2004

im my dream last night i was kissing chris elze and he was really bad. i also possibly touched his penis but it was through his pants so, yeah, whatever.

took you about 13 years but i made you kiss me, sucked in!

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

i cannot wait until a day on the green

10 Days

So we've put an end to it this time.
I'm no longer yours and you're no longer mine.
You said this hill looks far too steep
if I'm not even sure it's me you wanna keep.
And it's been ten days without you in my reach,
and the only time I've touched you is in my sleep.

But time has changed nothing at all -
you're still the only one that feels like home.
I've tried cutting the ropes and
I let you go but you're still the only one
that feels like home.

You won't talk me into it next time,
if I'm going away your hearts coming too.
'Cos I miss your hands I miss your face.
When I get back let's disappear without a trace.

'Cos it's been ten days without you in my reach,
and the only time I've touched you is in my sleep.

But time has changed nothing at all -
you're still the only one that feels like home.
I've tried cutting the ropes,
tried letting go but you're still the only one
that feels like home.

So tell me, did you really think...
oh tell me, did you really think
I had gone when you couldn't see me anymore?
When you couldn't...

'Cos baby time has changed nothing at all -
you're still the only one that feels like home.
And I've tried cutting the ropes,
I let you go but you're still the only one
that feels like home, yeah,
you're still the only one that feels like home,
you're still the only one I've gotta love.
Oh yeah...

Written By Missy Higgins & James Major Clifford
so, whoever out there has that voodoo doll of me, can you refrain from sticking the knife up my vagina for just a little while thanks, its really getting quite old

oh....i can see my keyword stats now

Monday, December 27, 2004

carly carly carly carly carly

you know, i just gogled 'carly' and im on the 8th page now with so far NO references to my blog. im only searching australia too.

i obviously dont talk about myself enough

ok, so right now im falling about the place laughing
so, im in love with missy higgins. is that a problem??

my christmas wrap up (a spelling joke i stole from the panel)

christmas was pretty good all round this year. the boys were suitably impressed by their bikes and 'christmas surfboards'. e has declared his bike to be his 'favwit owange tigor bike'. that is until today when one of the training wheels fell of and all thise little orange plastic bits keep popping off all over the place.
right now they are in the lounge watching the secret of nimh, and next x would like to watch willow. he's been playing with his magnetix all weekend and e keeps changing into all his new clothes so i think we can safely say they were both pleased with their new aquisitions.

now, the all important stuff: what i got. matt got me a 1 hour massage voucher, missy higgins cd, teen wolf video, welcome to the dollhouse video, sample people vidoe, a cute little suitcase, a muppet christmas annual and some huge weird mushroom house thing. i am currently scouring the internet for it so i can show you what i mean. when i turned it upside down to see who made it there was a really old sticker of shannen doherty stuck to the bottom.

mum got me a really cool buddha statue with a candle holder. cant decide yet whether to put her inside or outside. and my aunty got me some cute little lantern lights for under the pergola.

vicki got me a ticket to a day on the green so now i get to see missy higgins in real life. i will let everyone know if she is bi/lesbian after the concert when i'll smile at her and she'll either instantly fall in love with me or we'll end up just being good friends

got a bit of money too which should come in handy since a day on the green is a camping over night thingy with no bring your own food or drink which is pretty sucky. im lookng forward to the breakfast the next day tho

cant think of anything that stupid that i got this year...oh! some denim mugs. no, they arent made of denim, thay have a print of denim on them...yeah..denim mugs...came in a shoe box sized box with denim print on it as well...yeah

no plans for new years yet. its quite possible i'll just stay at home like i do every year and drink half a bottle of something alcoholic like i do every year. sorry if i just ruined your picture of me as an all night party girl who's into anything and everything...i still could be, thats what makes me so mysterious...doesnt it? fuck it, whatever.

ive got my period and a headache so i dont really care. im goin to have a nap

Sunday, December 26, 2004

i was so totally having sex with daniel boud in my dream last night. we were both fucking ace.

then i went to a $2 shop to buy a beaded curtain but they only sold them by the strand and they were up really high and i couldnt reach them and when i asked the shop assistant she was pissy at me and i said if you dont hurry im leaving cos i have a headache and its really hurting. then i left.

i liked the first part better

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Friday, December 24, 2004

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

You Are From the Sun

Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!

dear kent, im also a weeping willow tree and an english cocker spaniel

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) -- likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.


i apologise for playing with the smilies while at work

Monday, December 20, 2004

im in a gang!

discovered via sexy kent, theres some moron around who's been defacing some good bloggers names. if you've ever clicked over there -> on the adelaide blogs link it would have taken you here. its a great thing for me to scroll down the page, click on someone who looks interesting and discover that i indeed have never seen this person in my entire life, despite who 'adelaide' adelaide is.
a while ago i went to click 'little miss stacked' because glancey had mentioned something about being obsessed with her blog. so i thought id go have a squiz. lo and behold, the link to her blog on the adelaide blog list says this

No longer available - SHES A SLAG
53 minutes ago
Diary of a chick who lives in a world of confusion and turmoil because, although she's a slag, she's not slag enough to survive in the mean streets of Adelaide.

the blog isnt there anymore, but last time i looked it was full of stuff like 'oh, i just had sex with my dad' and stuff like that. things im sure glancey wasnt talking about when he mentioned her. oh, i found it

well, its been a while since i grazed through adelaide blogs. i visited after reading kents post and lo and behold, i've been attacked!
my description used to say

girl - 25, in christies beach...what could possibly happen to me?? oh, i've been 26 since march, how did i not realise that?

it now says

girl - 25, in christies beach...what could possibly happen to me?? I dunno, shark attack? LOL! oh, ive been 26 since march...heh, how'd i not realise that...and all I want is some of Frizee's disease ridden cock full of pus from Monica's skanky twat. LOL!

so i'm apparently in need of a good fucking by ryan fitzgerald. riiiiight. anyway.

but that is where you are wrong, mon cherie, for it is you i long to ride, and it is your disease ridden cum i want to injest. there is nothing that turns me on more than...ooh, i cant even type it without orgasming.....internet...terrorists....aaaahhooooh, yeah, say it again, do me again, type more skanky lies about me, do it, do it, harder ohhhhohhhhh

if you'll excuse me

i'm now retiring to the lounge where i will be watching a dvd that i want to watch. sorry, mr lorax, although you are funny and entertaining, you are now going back to the the kids dvd shelf.
i am snuggling down with a cup of tea and watching i capture the castle

mmm, rose byrne, mmm

this is honestly one of the most beautiful songs ever written

I was just bony hands as cold as a winter pole
You held a warm stone out new flowing blood to hold
Oh what a contrast you were
To the brutes in the halls
My timid young fingers held a decent animal.

Over the ramparts you tossed
The scent of your skin and some foreign flowers
Tied to a brick
Sweet as a song
The years have been short but the days were long.

Cool of a temperate breeze from dark skies to wet grass
We fell in a field it seems now a thousand summers passed
When our kite lines first crossed
We tied them into knots
And to finally fly apart
We had to cut them off.

Since then it's been a book you read in reverse
So you understand less as the pages turn
Or a movie so crass
And awkardly cast
That even I could be the star.

I don't look back as much as a rule
And all this way before murder was cool
But your memory is here and I'd like it to stay
Warm light on a winter day.

Over the ramparts you tossed
The scent of your skin and some foreign flowers
Tied to a brick
Sweet as a song
The years have been short but the days go slowly by
Two loose kites falling from the sky
Drawn to the ground and an end to flight.

the shins - pink bullets
see me?

watch me, journey in the dark, as i swipe thee from my links and replace you with one before unlucky because i get lots of links from him and he takes pictures of koalas.

yeah, take that!

i also linked clem bastow cos that photo of her is hot

wow, im so deep
mat just rang. he's having a pretty crap day. says nothing is working right. and i'm trying to sympathise, i really am, its just bloody hard to do when i have the house to myself, and im naked, sitting in front of the computer drinking a cup of tea and eating baklava.

Friday, December 17, 2004

go marci, go!

check out the humble bee website. marc's actually done something and its pretty darn good. it's still only there until sean gets off his arse (ever widening?? mehehe, oh funny funny. sorry, only certain people will get that joke) and makes us a proper website.

the picture is the possible cover for the pancho and maria concept album.

yes i said concept album. you can stop laughing now. well, at me anyway, it wasnt my idea

Monday, December 13, 2004

so can anyone tell me why im dreaming about kent being friends with mark vella, and then calling scott healey to take me out cos im bored?
oh vincent, how i love thee

the quote from last night actually came from eames

'wow, i didnt know you had an older, geekier brother'

and it was balkis cousin from perfect strangers!!!!
im in an extremely whiney and complainy mood today. this is not helped by the fact that it is school holidays and i have to listen to the boys. yes, just listening to them is grating my nerves today. poor babies. i do love you...just so you know guys.

did i write about melbourne? i cant remember...hang i didnt. i will now.

last weekend, not the one just been, the one before, personwhosnameimustnevermention, x and i went to melbourne. it was a birthday present for x. yeah, of course a 5 year old gets to go to melbourne for his birthday, why the hell not? actually as you would all probably know, x's birthday is in june. personwhosnameimustnevermention's mum was going to send him on a mystery flight back then with her flybuys points but decided to wait till she had enough to send the three of us to melbourne instead. so we went.

we arrived at melbourne airport about 9:30 saturday morning. this would have been ok except it was at about this time that i realised i'd left my effexor at home. do i need to say that again for you? I LEFT MY EFFEXOR AT HOME. this is not like leaving your toothbrush, your hairbrush(which i also left home) or your favourite t shirt. this is like leaving something that is imperitive to your existence 45 minutes flight away or an 8 hour drive. and with it being a saturday we couldnt exactly get someone to post it to us, could we? no, no we couldnt.
so we went to a chemist. they said it was fine to get the prescription faxed to them and they could fill it for me. what nice chemist people. all i had to do was call the doctor and get them to send it.

"medical centre, how can i help you?"
"hi, im in melbourne at the moment and have just realised ive left my medicine at home. i need to take it every day. is it possible to get the prescription faxed to me?'
"i'll have to talk to the doctor, i'll get back to you"

after taking my name, number, fax number, medicine info and all that, the conversation was finished and i told the chemist people and i went to have some breakfast, happy in the knowledge that i will soon be downing 2 effexors with a strawberry thickshake from mcdonalds*

so i went to mcdonalds, bought the thickshake, met up with the boys and waited for a while as x made his way s l o w l y through three chicken mcnuggets. still no phone call. we were very close to the victoria markets so we thought we'd wander through there. they're only a couple of minutes away from the chemist, we'll be fine.

the markets are very cool. they are very cool for about the first 3 aisles. then you start to wonder if you've seen that face before. wasnt that guy 2 aisles back selling bizzarre wind up toys and spaderman toys? im sure ive seen those trinsformers before. didnt that girl shove a strange self heating muscle pack on my back 10 minutes ago? and im sure i saw that dead kangaroo skin hanging up as soon as we walked in.
yeah, same shit, different aisle. regardless of this you HAVE to keep looking because you WILL find it cheaper. the trick is to remember which one was cheapest. we ended up paying $6 for a pack of yu gi oh cards instead of $10. i dont know if saving that $4 was worth the 6 aisles of "THE YUGIOH CARDS WERE BACK THERE. BACK THERE!!!!" but we saved $4, goddammit.

you may have noticed that i am yet to take my medicine. this is because i am yet to get the phone call from the doctor. this is also an hour and a half since i spoke to them.

"hi, i rang earlier. someone was supposed to fax a prescription to me in melbourne"
"the doctor is very busy and has 13 patients ahead of you. im not even sure if she will get to you today (starts to say something while i quietly freak out)"
"you said you would speak to her, you said you would ask"
"i cant go in there now, she is with a patient"
"yes, but you said an hour and a half ago you would..."
"there are 13 patients ahead of you"
"could you please..."
"i cant go in, you'll have to wait"
"but i just..."
"im sory, but you'll have to wait. there are 13 patients ahead of you, she is very busy"
'fine, finish your sentence"
"you said you dont even know if she'll get to me. all i want to know is IF she will get to me. please ask her if she is going to do it. if she is not i will find another way to get my medicine"

i am then put on hold

doctor robin gets on the phone. i hear her voice and calm down for a split second until she says "i cant have you abusing my staff"

so this is where i lose it. i am sitting in the middle of the victoria markets, surrounded by people and stalls selling a bazillion things i do not want and i am crying into the phone

'i just want to know if you are going to get to me. i didnt abuse her, she wouldnt let me talk. i know you are nice and i dont want you mad at me, i just want to know if i am going to get my medicine. i can wait for it, i just want to know if im going to get it.'
doctor robin is telling me to chill. that its ok, that she's faxing my prescription now, that everything is going to be fine. she calls me matey and i of course turn 6 years old and cry even more. i imediatley start composing an apology letter in my head. not to the stupid bitch at the desk though.

so in the end i get my medicine, we walk back to the hotel and x and i sleep for a couple of hours while personwhosnameimustnevermention walks the city.
the next day we tackle the aquarium and brunswick street which rules and then we meet theresa for drinks at the pub. yayayayayay theresa!!!!

she and i proceed to spend an hour in the toilet catching up and x makes himself at home playing pool with the locals and scoring free drinks at the bar. the night finished with a promise that i will come to melbourne by myself so theresa and i could talk without unintentionally leaving everyone for an hour.

on monday we headed down to st kilda so x could stand at the closed gates of luna park and cry. then we went to chapel street and i wished for more money, then we went to intencity so x could play games which was all he was asking for all weekend.

my phone had run out of batteries and we were using personwhosnameimustnevermentions. oh look, it 5 o clock, we need to catch the plane at 6:30, we should head off.

so we walk back to the hotel, grab our things, walk to the shuttle bus terminal, hop on the bus and it is then that i look up at the clock. um, does that clock say 6:20? um, yeah, i think it does. personwhosnameimustnevermention, did you not change the time on your phone? is your phone still on adelaide time? cos accordning to your phone its 10 to 6.

needless to say we missed our flight. they were kind enough to put us on the next adeladie flight which was at 8:45. that was fine. we got to have some tea and sit around for a while and not feel rushed.

it wasnt until the storm rolled in that everything started to suck. apparently the people who work on the tarmac dont like the rain and the lightning, so they dont really want to work out there, so we had to wait

and wait

and wait

waiting is ok. i dont mind it. in and out was on tv and that was cool. its funny in a 'oh look at that american man pretending not to be gay when he so clearly is' kind of way. except kissing tom selleck is not my idea of a lightbulb moment.

at quarter to 11 we got on the plane. there was no food because if we waited for the caterers we'd miss the curfew in adelaide and have to wait till the next day to get home. that was ok, we got a coke and a packet of peanuts. we also got to watch an episode of absolutely fabulous AND an interview with missy higgins..mmmmmm
btw, if anyone wants to by me a ticket to a day on the green for christmas, they are most welcome

*because we were travelling with a 5 year old, we survived the weekend on pizza and mcdonalds. i feel so dirty. they didnt even have the yummy chicken ceaser roll, BASTARDS!

Friday, December 10, 2004

now that im working there are at least three days a week where i cant just be naked


Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Tuesday, December 07, 2004


i was away all weekend and there are no tags AND i did that huge update post and there are no comments. i cant believe it. no hang on, yes i can. you all suck

im tired

go away

Friday, December 03, 2004

y'all should go wish holly a happy birthday

mehehe, y'all
so, like, whats been happening?


not much different than usual. over the last couple of weeks i've just been doing the same mum/librarian/actor/sex goddess stuff.
i didnt take the full time job at woodcroft. i would have liked to for the job security, but im liking noarlunga and i also dont want to have the boys in childcare every day of the week. i couldnt get the childcare right now anyway, which was the main reason i didnt take it, but im glad that i didnt.
i met the girl who's job im doing at the moment. she's really nice. sweet and cute, and has a cute baby. so im not going to feel bad when i have to give her job back. she said she was thinking of coming back in july so that gives me a bit of time still.

im going to melbourne this weekend. woohoo! i get to see theresa!!! personwhosnameimustnevermention's mum bought x a flight to melbourne for his birthday but i said he wasnt going with just personwhosnameimustnevermention so we had to wait until now wso the three of us could go. e will be spending the weekend with them. im sure both the boys will enjoy themselves. not entirely sure what we'll be doing there yet. probably got to the zoo and do some sciency things with the boy. and see theresa!!! im hoping she can suggest somewhere cool to go out for tea or something. ooh, good idea, i'll message her now.

rehearsals are going pretty well. im still not toned and all that jazz for my nude scene but i've got a while yet till i have to nude up in front of thousands. ok hundreds. of, tens of people. heehee, i get to kiss mousie. here's a picture of us from cuckoos nest. we're all stoked and tired cos its after the last perfomance and we're about to get smashed on tequila

so the new harry potter came out on dvd on wednesday so we bought it. we all sat down and watched it as soon as i got home last night. is there something very wrong with me? is it so bad to find harry and hermione that attractive? and ron too at times. he's getting pretty funky, what with that beanie and everything. and he doenst sleep in pyjamas like the rest of the nerds, he sleeps in a tshirt and comfy pants. ooh, i cant wait for the next one where they'll actually get to kiss people.

i really am a sicko, arent i....hang on, let me find out how old they are in real life

the christmas pageant was on a couple of weeks ago. i had to work, so personwhosnameimustnevermention took the boys. see how cute they are?

personwhosnameimustnevermention has shaved his beard off now. would you like to know why? he was at a hospital taking photos of where some signs were going to go. he's a sign guy, you see. the lady in the cafeteria where he was taking photos asked him what he was doing, and he told her. seems simple enough, dont you think?
so he heads back to work and when he gets there he's called into the office. it seems that the nice old cafeteria lady didnt believe his 'just taking photos for work' story. no. no, she thought that he was part of a terrorist group, and noted down his license plate number and called the police.

so personwhosnameimustnevermention shaved off his beard. not before spending the rest of the day wearing a tea towel on his head

feel like buying me something? i'd like to try this. and this too, cheaper version.
but i think i'd really like one of these. oh, and this does say any, doesnt it?

ok, daniel radcliffe is 15, rupert grint is 16 and emma watson is 14. would you look at them??!!??
i dont blog much anymore and thats sad

i'll blog later, got stuff to do