Saturday, January 31, 2004

a public apology

i got a phone call today from america. it seems that they don't particularly like yahoo serious and would like me to apologise on ebehalf of australia for him.
well, let me tell you, when america calls you....well, when america called me today i just laughed and thought, 'hey, your toilet flushes upwards you dumbasses', but i didnt say it, so that makes it ok.
soe here i go

on behalf of australia, i apologise for yahoo serious. i do not, however, apologise for young einstein cos i thought that movie was really funny. mr accident, im waiting for my apologies from yahoo serious himself.
handyman

when i was a handy man i fixed your shower so it wouldnt leak
when i was a time keeper i watched the clock so you wouldnt over sleep
now im not your girl no more and i dont know what to do
i've got no one to watch out for and i dont have you

remember when i made you coffee, you liked it for the first time in your life
you always borrowed all of my cds and my pocket knife
now i'm not your girl no more and you gave my cds back
dont know what to do with myself, i dont have you

when i was your girl you needed me all the time to show you how good you were
slowly you worked it all out for yourself and you didnt need me anymore
and now that she's your girl and she knows just what to do
she just smiles and kisses your cheek because she has you

greenkeeper

Friday, January 30, 2004

congratulations pop up blocker!

tip your hat to my google toolbar which has successfully blocked 500 pop ups from my computer.

yay to you, toolbar

Thursday, January 29, 2004

you'll find a way

no doubt you're crying three suburbs away
life goes on, me i'm walking around the block
you said we never should have bothered
but i looked into your heavy eyes and said 'no'

you'll find a way to be happy again my love
you'll find a way to be happy again, my old love

you can't say they were bad time
remember you laughing yourself off the bed?
ain't sex funny? something to be done
occasionally with someone you don't hate

you'll find a way to be happy again my love
you'll find a way to be happy again my old love

we had a fine time dancing with the faeries
but time has left me so reserved again
time has left me so reserved again my old love

you'll find a way to be happy again my love

the whitlams
tannen

If wishes were ponies, I'd have a field full of shit and nowhere to keep the ponies.. because I don't know how to raise a barn...

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

My inner child is ten years old today

My inner child is ten years old!


The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether
I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost
in a good book, or giggling with my best
friend, I live in a world apart, one full of
adventure and wonder and other stuff adults
don't understand.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
brought to you by Quizilla

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Sunday, January 25, 2004

dear secret boy who tags my board

i have absolutely no idea who you are. i've tried thinking about who chris used to hang out with, and i cant really remember that many people. michael, travis, jake, russell....and then there were the boys who were younger, matt, simon, aaron...

the question was posed to me yesterday that i hadnt actually thought about until then:

who did i want you to be?

i had to think about that. if i look over that list....well, let me tell you something about each of those boys.

michael : i kissed him in year 12 at a cast party, and fell asleep holding his hand a couple of years later at another cast party
travis : i kissed travis on the cheek at a birthday party, while playing spin the bottle
jake : i went out with jake in year 10, and swooned over him in the following years
matt and aaron : one time, at a party at jakes, (i stuck a flute up my pussy...mmm, willow....) i was sitting on the lounge between aaron and matt, underneath a blanket. at exactly the same time, both boys reached over to hold my hand.
simon : meh, nothing about simon except that he lived next door to me for a while, i never liked him like that anyway.

so there you have it.

there were other boys i liked throughout school. at the back of one of my diaries i have a few pages with rows and rows of boys names, all of which i thought were cute at one time or another. i wonder if you were on that list?

so, considering you arent gonna introduce yourself in a 'hi, my name is...' kind of fashion, i would like to invite you to play a game with me



wont you play with me?
you cant say they were bad times...

remember you laughing yourself off the bed?

the whitlams

Wednesday, January 21, 2004

you've got a friend in me

we all need to help our friends when they are in need, and the boys from a tribe is forming need our help. (click the link and then click amo artist profile to listen to the songs)

they are listed in the hottest 100 list this year and we need to get them high up there. Old tricks is on the list, so vote vote vote!!!
australia day

it's australia day on the 26th of january. owing to my complete memory loss of everything i ever learned in school, im not totally sure what its about. maybe it's the day james cook got here and killed all the aboriginals, i dunno.

generally there are barbeques, and usually, triple j plays the hottest 100. i used to work, but now i just sit around in my house and do the same thing as i do every other day.

not this australia day

nope, nosiree, this australia day i am hoping to be at the queens arms for the queer as folk launch party. wooohooo, season 3 off with a bang at a gay pub, i cant wait.

so, everyone come along and watch queer as folk with all the other queer as folkers, and hey. i'll be there, so what other reason do you need?

Saturday, January 17, 2004

seven counts of unlawful sexual intercourse
three counts of indecent sexual assault

Friday, January 16, 2004

heeheee, look how stoked i am

ok, first up, i got harry potter and the goblet of fire last night, so i can get my fix.
cant wait to start that, gotta see what them kids are up to

secondly, THE BEARDED CLAMS ARE PLAYING TONIGHT!!!! or tomorrow night, i gotta find out. some places are saying friday, some saturday, so i gotta look into it, but, yay!

the bearded clams are a surf rock? band that come from moana, even souther than i am. i used to go see them play almost every weekend when i was 17/18 and they ruled. they havent played in a while, like, years, so its pretty exciting to say the least. velveteen habit were practising up at AGS the other night and the beardies were practising next door. matt said that they were playing songs from thier first album as well, so by the sounds of it, its gonna be a pretty fuckin rockin gig, woohooo

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

my brother



there are 3 years betwen my brother and i. he's 22, and im 25. it wasnt until i was 20, and had moved out of home that we actually had civil conversations.

i hated brett. hated him with a passion that no one had ever felt. he was a shit, and he knew it. he knew that he shit people and he did it anyway. i remember him laying on the lounge, my other brother aaron, sitting on the floor. he'd move his leg slowly, s l o w ly, till his big stinky feet were a centimetre away from aarons head. aaron would sit aptiently, until he'd ask brett nicely to move his foot. then brett would say, 'but im not doing anything, im just laying here'.
'move your foot'
'im not hurting anyone!'
' move your foot'
'aaron shut up'
'move your foot'

at that point aaron must have said move your foot a little differently cos it was time for brett to kick him.

in the head

repeatedly

then, of course, it was time for big sister to jump in. at this point i still was the big sister, and had a little up on brett. i couldnt just raise my hand at him and he'd run away like i used to, but i could jump on his chest, landing on my knees and pull his hair.

and i did

repeatedly

but only when he hurt aaron. not saying i didnt enjoy it :)

but now we get along really well. he came over tonight, invited himself over with a phone call '6:30, bbq, me and kristin, your house, be there', took the dishes out to the kitchen when we'd finished, bathed the kids, and after he left he brought me back a cookies and cream icecream.

he's cool to have around

Monday, January 12, 2004

did you know

that sometimes when you're sending packages overseas it can take weeks, even like, 6 weeks or something, for the package to get there?

thats a long time, it means that sometimes you really have to plan ahead

on a completely unrelated note, my birthday is the 2nd of march

Sunday, January 11, 2004

dear dan

i have to check your blog last because everytime i check yours it freezes my computer.

do you have an evil nasty grudge against me?
have you cursed me with a wicked voodoo spell?
what have i done to deserve this treatment????

love from carly

Saturday, January 10, 2004

its january

so where in the hell do the supermarket people get off selling hot cross buns???

Thursday, January 08, 2004

a few random things

i just ate a whole circle of brie to myself - you all envy me

and now im considering getting out the camembert cos these rice crackers really arent all that flash hot with nothing on them. but for not im content sucking the salt off them and leaving them in a pile for my dog.

we had to go shopping tonight at marion because 'there are better chicks at marion than at reynella'. and while that is true, it doesnt justify my gelati melting on the way home

i cannot wait until forum starts

yay for my new hot or not pic - jeers to this rusty tailgate

the funniest games of 1980's trivial pursuit are played between matt and i when we are very very tired. we always draw

benson

pink

4

ok, no one but matt will get those last three and he doesnt even read this

and now i will skip off to my room to read harry potter and dream about the madeline dolls house i would like *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

so i stole this from sparklemuffin

01. What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before?
i kissed a girl and i met americans from america-land

02. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i dont remember mine, so i dont know, and i kinda did make them this year, but id like to think they're just things im gonna do, not new years resolutions

03. Did anyone close to you give birth?
not close close to me

04. Did anyone close to you die?
my great grandma died, aged 96

05. What countries did you visit?
australia

06. What would you like to have in 2004 that you lacked in 2003?
strength
alone time
a car that actually fucking works

07. What date from 2003 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
nope, nothing

08. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
not cutting myself as much

09. What was your biggest failure?
not trying as much in my relationship as i should have

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
not really anything i didnt already have

11. What was the best thing you bought?
a black skirt and many books

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
elijah, cos he looks like he celebrates all the time

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
stinky pat and angela drewer

14. Where did most of your money go?
bills and house

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
i liked going to melbourne, i dont really get excited...

16. What song(s) will always remind you of 2003?
josh rouse and architecture in helsinki

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? happier
ii. thinner or fatter? maybe a little thinner
iii. richer or poorer? poorer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
actual cleaning so i wouldnt have to keep doing it, and truth telling

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
lying, cutting, and crying.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
spent christmas driving from one place to another

21. How will you be spending New Years Eve?
spent new years driving from one place to another

22. Did you fall in love in 2003?
yes

23. Are you serious???
i love my boys even more with every year

24. What was your favorite TV program?
law and order, criminal intent....mmmmmm, detective goran

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
cant think of anyone...

26. Best book you read in 2003:
year of wonders

27. What was your greatest musical discoveries?
architecture in helsinki, josh rouse

28. What did you want and get?
a black skirt

29. What did you want and not get?
a car that doesnt die, FOW xmas cd

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
do films on video count? i really liked detroit rock city..cantthink of anything else i saw...oh yeah, lotr

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i turned 25....i have no idea what i did. i think i invited people over and only my family turned up. i did get a cake with a faerie on it though

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
To have financial and personal freedom.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2003?
comfy and occasionally pretty.

34. What kept you sane?
efexor (literaly), cups of tea and milo bars.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
vincent donofrio

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
i try not to get into that, things make me mad

37. Who did you miss?
my nanna, just like every year

38. Who was the best new person you met?
vicki

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003:
just try

40. Quote song lyrics that sums up your year:
'can we be crazy for a few more years?' - the whitlams

who's that tap-tapping on my front door?

so i've been looking through my tracker stuff, and i see that theres someone from canada who's been here like 50 times or something, and im thinking, now, who is that?
so lovely canadian person from the planet canadia (mehehe, sorry, only i will get that joke), introduce yourself...

and then theres someone in brooklyn new york, you've been here 11 times? pop your head back in and say hello...

then of course theres our friend from the sydney swans...oh hang on...thats me, yeah, right, i forgot....

Missouri, you get a mention too, gold coast, sydney, montreal, Saskatchewan Regina , Minnesota Saint Paul , Zuid-holland Rotterdam, New Jersey, italy, and singapore, say hello!


Monday, January 05, 2004

another reason why im glad im not in aladdin

'at least i know my dad loved me because he didnt commit suicide'

pat, the director, to zoe, 17, aladdins princess

Sunday, January 04, 2004

i did a few quizzes...

most of them are on faerie quizzland, but i thought a couple of them should be on here too

I have issues with...
anxiety
selflessness
scars
sex
submission
Take Word Association Test
Conscious self
Overall self
Take Free Enneagram Personality Test

i am so going to fuck vincent donofrio

Saturday, January 03, 2004

oh yeah

i am currently eating nestle choc bits from the packet with a spoon. they went all melty and if i put them in the fridge they'll set together into one big lump so they'll be useless anyway.

that wasnt what i came back to blog about.

matt is reading the lord of the rings. its a pretty amazing feat for him since this time last year he was....i dont want to say struggling..making his way slowly throught the kids book 'the wonderful flight to the mushroom planet. but as of right now he has 40 pages left and i am very proud of him.

we went and saw return of the king the other night...boxing day, it was, the first day it was out here. we rang up that morning and couldnt get tickets until 10 o'clock that night. even with marc and josh getting there at 8, we still ended up with a crappy seat. but it was worth it

fucking awesome

that still only counts as one - gimli

mat and i got there at about 20 to 10. we were sposed to be there at 9 but we obvioulsy had more important things to do...like watching world idol.
it was so funny. honestly, i could have sung better than a couple of them.
well done to that freaky guy for winning, he's got a really good voice. by far the best moment(s) were seeing kelly clarksons reactions each time she didnt get full points..aaaahhh, sweet. you could see it in her eyes, her little brain thinking 'but im american????'
fucking summer

howzit...i dont know if i have ever described to you people my intense dislike for hot weather. you may say to yourself, hey, everyone gets a bit sick of hot weather every now and then, its not *that* bad, but let me tell you, yes, it is that bad.
i hate summer. i hate hot weather. im rather opposed to any temperature above 26 degrees, most especially at night. i hate being sweaty. i hate having sweaty underknees. i am rather chuffed with my new deoderant though, so i guess thats one thing.

i bleached my hair. i was feeling summery at christmas time and my hair just wasnt cutting it. so i thought, hey, i've got some bleach in the cupboard, i might just put it in my hair. so i did, and the results werent so great. here, i'll take a picture.




it started to burn my head before it was properly the right colour so as a result i have stupid hair. i might just leave it as i really cant be bothered going to the hair dresser or attempting to fix it myself. we can all see what happened when i tried to do something myself...yes...not a good look.

btw, has anyone heard of the sundance weirdo? apparently its from the muppet babies and he has a song that goes like this

im the sundance weirdo
thats what i do
on one foot a skate
on the other a shoe

if this is not real, i'd like to take this opportunity to say that my son has the most amazing imagination in the entire universe.

Friday, January 02, 2004

my new years went off with a....fneh

at midnight i was called into matts parents loungeroom to watch some people perform a song from the lion king.

i was not drunk, nor had i had any drinks except a baileys, which at first came to me as a baileys, milk and pineapple juice, (pineapple juice? yeah - says the bartender nodding when he's asked if he put juice in my baileys).

i then sat in a car as matt went to get josh who was attempting to stop a fight between his boss and a security guard of their establishment.

we drove home, matt suggested getting drunk and stoned down the beach.

we got home went to bed minus drugs and/or drink and i fell asleep reading harry potter

roll on 2005
i do hope you all had a good time though