Tuesday, March 27, 2007

just say the word

if there is anyone in need of a vibrator/periscope in one, just let me know. i happen to know where you can get one of these ingenious little things.

how on earth the world kept turning without these is something i'll never understand. at least i can sleep soundly knowing that a gap in the market has been filled, so to speak
new playground required

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i need to find one of these

Monday, March 26, 2007

has anyone beaten 54/55 out of 60?

i've got that 4 times now...frustrating...well, it would be, but i have the enchanting music to calm me down

Sunday, March 25, 2007

addicted

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  • pretty colours? check
  • soothing sounds? check
  • free? check
  • make you wanna keep playing till you beat the bloody thing? check
  • off you go

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

dear carla,

A question for any girl who has been divorced.

What did you do with your wedding ring and engagement ring after the divorce?

from your blog

my mum kept hers. we didnt have a lot of cash thanks to my idiot father. i remember taking my cat to the vet, and instead of paying them at the time, my mum gave them the rings as a promise she would pay.

or, you could do what the cash converters girl did. swap it for money, get a new dress and go pick up a new man?

Monday, March 19, 2007

advertising and my children

they say kids are like sponges, sucking up everything around them. x is most definately an advertising sponge. perhaps i should call him v, soaking up more than the other paper towels/children.

last night, i recieved a message on my mobile. for those of you not in the know, my message tone is the 'bambam!' from law and order. its quite loud, and its especially loud at 930 at night when the only other noise in the house is the humming of my ridiculously pathetic computer (so pathetic, it has to hum as it doesnt know the words! i should have my own fringe show. me = hilarious)

so, last night

my phone - bambam
x - mum, that was really loud and it scared me. you should get a message alert tone that only adults and teachers can hear. good night

another gem from the mouth of my eldest; i sent him to bed a whole 10 minutes early for being a rude snarling monster. i was not expecting this when i gave birth to him. i was expecting a nice boy. i expect that sort of behaviour from a teenager. or a girl. he is neither of these.
when i went in to say goodnight to him, i leant down and kissed him.
'goodnight'. i said.
he mumbled something.
'sorry sweetie, i didnt quite catch that. what did you say?'
and with a hatred and intencity that only a teenager could muster, i got 'everytime i said i loved you, it was a lie!'

oh how i laughed

in
his
face

and exclaimed, you are hilarious! goodnight!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

cant sleep? indie quiz away...







Are you truly Indie?




You an Indie Snob! Don't take that the wrong way,it's a good thing. You despise everyone who follows all those idiot trends,and you are pretty narow minded about everything. You would never follow trends,beacuse you know that you are too cool for that. And,you are.
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Who's your inner Indie Rock Star?




Russel from Bloc Party.The Cool Dork.The main stay of the indie scene. "cool dorks" are what keeps it all going!You've got a passion for music and probably a sizeable record collection.You never judge people and can make friends pretty easily with your quirky sense of humour.You probably have other "dorky" interests like art or computer games...Cool Dorks are usually intelligent and well-read, but often uninterested in getting a real job, they'd rather be starving musicians/artists/students, or any sort of occupation where they get to do whatever THEY want.Yes sireee... you may have been the quiet one at school, but you've grown up and got yourself some confidence! You may be whip-thin and a little shy, but you know you've got it going on!ha! if those guys from high school could see you now!
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what indie kid are you? (with pictures)




You're a definition "independent" kid. You do your own thing, and it works for you. You don't care about what people think of you, and you're not a huge trend-follower. Good for you for being a non-conformist, although if that's the sole reason for everything you do, isn't that sort of it's own form of conforming? You don't go out of your way to please others, although I'm sure you're quite sensitive. You listen to your own kind of music (usually underground stuff that no one else has ever heard of), and you dress however you want to.
(Just for the record, people like you are pretty hard to come by, so be proud!)
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Are you a wiz at Harry Potter?
Top Witch/Wizard

Congratulations! You\'ve proved yourself in this test and can now excell to be whatever you wish, an auror, a professor, or even the next Minster/Mistress of Magic! Well done!

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i dont see how these three go together...
What type of kitten are you?
Lazyyyy. . . . . zz z z

zzzzzzZzZ what ? ohh.. . you\'re the lazy type, cant be stuffed doing much really. You get a kick out of a nice longgggg sleeep in a comfy little bed by the fire. You love to cuddle too, cos its effortless and comfy.

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what kiss are you?
carefull

you take care of what you give out..and of what you receive..you dont like the throat in your mouth, and you try not to get carried away

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Whats your sex style?
Fierce Sex Style

Straight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!

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Which icon are you?
Love

Right now you feel very loved or you are crushing on someone. You find yourself thinking about them all the time and want everyone to see it.

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bwaaahahaha
Are you popular?
Dud No Stud

Sorry but your just no cool enough maybe you can join the chess club.

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What type of candy are you?
You are Chocolate.

You are Sweet and dark sence of humor.

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Do stupid people piss you off?
Stupid people piss you off

Yep, you hate stupidity. You want to punch idiots in the face.

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What decade is your era?
The Disco Era

You my friend belong in the Disco Era. The clothes were fashionable and covered in poka dots. If you decide to go back in time, you might need a the help from someone who knows there way around. Why not bring Austin?

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How well do you know the show Roseanne???
Total Roseanne fanatic!!

You totally love this show! You paid attention to all details! And you probably know more about the show than the stars who played on it do!

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What winged beauty are you?
Creative Wings

You are cute and creative, a combination that has made you a famous seamstress/actress/artist/singer. You are talkative and can make anyone's day a little brighter with your rosy cheeks and brilliant randomage. With your wings you would fly from town to town talking to people and searching for a place to be complete. :oD

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ARE YOU A SLUT
YOU ARE NOT A SLUT

WHICH MEAN YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND...

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Which NCIS Character are you?
McGee

Nothing but a computer geek you are. You secretly still love Abby and we all want you 2 to get back together!

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How much do you know about Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Buffy Fanatic!

You obviously know your stuff! You got almost all or all of the questions correct! Great Job! Are you sure your not secretly a slayer?

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Which Buffy Character Are You?
Xander

You are loyal, a procrastinator and the best friend a person could have. You are always there for your friends to give a helping hand. You are also quite the jokester. You’re not a big fan of clowns, though. And you hate it at home cause you parents are always fighting. The woman/ man of your dreams is attractive and seriously attracted to you, and you are currently in love, but are afraid that you’ll soon ruin it for the both of you.

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WHAT KINDA OF FAIRY ARE YOU!
HAPPY FAIRY

U R HAPPY 90 % OF THE TIME U CAN TELL JOKES AND MAKE PPL LAUGH! IF U ASKED UR FRIENDS THEY WOULD TELL ME OH SHES GREAT SHES AWAYZ TRYIN TO MAKE PPL LAUGH

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Which Breakfast Club character are you?
The Weirdo

You're crazy!! But it works for you, especially when a princess fixes you up, and you date a jock.

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Four question Psych Test
True Seer

You understand yourself well, and will do very well in life if you keep this perspective.

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How Randomly Cute Is Your Personality?
Odd Cute

Your just a bit odd, but its still cute. I would totally give you a hug.. but I don\'t trust strangers.

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How well do you know Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Slayer

You Slayed this quiz! Now go and enjoy yourself a Double-Meat Medley!

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How Slutty Are You?
Fun And Safe

You've been around a bit, but you don't overdo it. You have your fun, sexually, but do it without degrading yourself or others. You can please your partner, without them having to worry about cacthing something! Any potentional lover should be happy to have you.

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What Movie are You?
Pirates of the Caribbean

You've been known to drink too much rum, but everybody loves you anyway. Life is an adventure, and you know it's too short to waste. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

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Which Character from
J.D.

Hey Sally, Trish, Barbra...I mean JD, You are very unique, your confident, always looking for an answer. You do your best to everything right, and always do what people expect you to do. You look for that meantor or someone to lean on. Your popular and everybody loves you. You are also a complete dork!

~*~Medical~*~

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

i wish i could read people better. i wish i knew what to expect...maybe its not that. perhaps its that i wish people were clearer in their convictions. and/or i wasnt so naive.

i wish i didnt fall so fast and hard

i wish i could sleep

i wish i wasnt so crazypants so i'd be allowed to drive a car

i wish that i had the motivation to go somewhere, if i was allowed to drive my car

i really wish i could just switch off and have fun

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

certified crazypants
not to drive a vehicle for two weeks
angry, SO angry at someone right now
not in love

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

things that have made me laugh today

Will Wonders Never Cease?

Overheard at the aquarium: "The amazing thing about otters is how waterproof they are."
defective yeti - matthew baldwin (i <3 mb)


cetaphil

Cetaphil looks and feels like semen.

The two have an identical consistency, all milky and viscous. And every time I’m washing my face, rubbing it across my cheeks, my eyes closed, I feel like I’m doing something very inappropriate.
dooce


emos


Also in answer to the question someone wrote about the difference between Emos and Goths:

1.Goth music is slightly better than Emo music. But both are still pretty shit. With the exception of The Cure and Panic At The Disco.

2. An old emo male is usually just trying to root young emo girls whereas an old goth is just plain sad. Sad as in loser.

3. Fat people are allowed to be goths. I dont know if emos accept fatties as openly. I should research that.

4. Emos are more closely related to Emus.

5. And finally the most important difference is that emos hair is straight and covers their faces but goths hair is fluffy and flouncy and sticks straight up in the air. Oh and goths wear more frilly shit...

I hope that has straightened things out for ya.

matt banham

tshirts

Thursday, March 08, 2007

dear channel seven, via your yahoo page,

i would like to contact channel seven but when i try to get to the seven.com.au site it takes me to the yahoo site.
as i've already asked my question to this yahoo site, i would really like to put it to the actual seven site.
perhaps you could forward this on for me?

every tuesday night i have to wait for darryl sommers to shut his stupid face so i can watch all saints. i understand that dancing with the stars is a big show for seven, so i get why its still on (although i dont think i'll ever understand darryl sommers), but if channel seven even glanced at the all saints message boards or comment boxes on its yahoo site, it would see that everyone complains about all saints being pushed later and later into the night to accomodate this idiot.
every week he apologises on air to all saints fans for going over time. here's an idea, instead of apologising, use that time to finish your show.
could you change the night? start dwts earlier? do something so we dont have to put up with him anymore?
all saints has been going for a long time now, and im sure that a lot of the fans of dwts would love to stay up and watch it, but its starting later and later. with jobs and kids, its hard to stay up every week.
come on channel seven, would you listen to us? please?

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

msn

joanna says:
i mean since ive knwn u guys i havent had a bf
carly says:
i havent had one either, ive just had sex with idiots
today

i got confused and couldnt work out 2x tables
i cant remember driving home from the doctor
turned on the oven and forgot to put anything in it
was told by my doctor that perhaps it might be a good idea to check myself into the hospital next time i dont have the kids

my life just keeps getting better and better

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

ive recently become obsessed with photobucket.

since i apparently cannot sleep anymore, ive been spending my hours searching and saving other peoples images to my photobucket account.

i have a nice collection of breakfast club
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amelie
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napoleon dynamite
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garden state
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some rather sad emoness as well
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and then last night it hit me

buffy

so i collected
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and then this morning

oz

and, instead of being mad that when i type something in, i get everything but, i was happy because i got all kinds of lovely

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so many different interpretations of the same search

Friday, March 02, 2007

what i want

i was going to post about what i would like for my birthday, and while i was in the shower, thinking about what i wanted, this popped into my head

a scalectrix
an underwater watch
no fighting at home

and i thought, where is that kid now? see, i cant picture him in my head anymore. he's been superimposed by the 'why do i still wet the bed?' kid

ok, so, thinking about what i want

someone to love, who loves me back
overseas holiday
clean house
motivation to clean my house myself
happy kids (already have this, but i'd still like it..i want my kids to be happy)
ticket to the lemonheads
ticket to ben kweller and a more...comfortable atmosphere to see him
the rest of the candle records releases
hugs and kisses
hey everyone! look what my friend catroina sent me for my birthday. she's so nice

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Dear carly,

We'd like to wish you a very happy birthday.


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