i was so totally having sex with daniel boud in my dream last night. we were both fucking ace.

then i went to a $2 shop to buy a beaded curtain but they only sold them by the strand and they were up really high and i couldnt reach them and when i asked the shop assistant she was pissy at me and i said if you dont hurry im leaving cos i have a headache and its really hurting. then i left.

i liked the first part better