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im going to melbourne tomorrow, did i tell you that already? oh, sorry :P

im a bit worried that my ride from scary melbourne airport in the dark has disappeared. i think its been about a week now since i spoke to him. last i heard he was heading off to a party with tim rogers and we all know that tim is known to say 'boy, i'm gonna fuck you like you wouldnt believe'*

here are some things for you to read and think about while i am gone. please miss me, you know you will

matt writes about the new jesus ads:

Get lost. Christians like nerds should have no confidence and should hide away with their little groups and not try to force it upon us. Just like the nerds have their Dungeons and Dragons games. You dont see nerds making ads saying 'i dont really dig dungeons and dragons but the orcs do make some good points'

i totally agree. that mum shits me so much, she says something along the lines of 'when i stopped to think about it, all those things i believe in are what jesus teaches us'. and i think to myself, good for you, good for jesus, you both agree on some things. but just because you both agree on some things, does not mean you have to turn into a preaching christian television ad.

you are not cool. king missile was wrong

lucy rules. she's rad. her comic blog is rad too. she's only 8 years old and she's amazing, i mean look at this picture entitled "Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, Jemima killed him before he had a great big fall"

and lastly a quote from the last book i read, lemony snickets, the slippery slope

"Taking one's chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."

*in dreams