someone is always watching

i was in the bathroom washing e's hair. personwhosnameimustnevermention was in the loungeroom watching tv. both of us assumed that x was with the other one. that was, of course, until he walked out of the kitchen saying 'dad, there's someone on the phone who wants to talk to you'
personwhosnameimustnevermention : 'who is it?'
x : 'someone..'
personwhosnameimustnevermention : 'hello?'
yet to be identified voice : 'hello mr j, this is the police. are you aware that your five year old son has just called triple zero? please remind him that it is fine to call us, but enforce that it is only for emergencies'
personwhosnameimustnevermention : 'um, yeah, sure, sorry about that...sorry, bye' 'x, what did you say to them?
x : 'i had to call them. you reversed out of the driveway when i didnt have my seatbelt on'

watch out people. my law abiding son is going to get you