looking for cock

as bt3 suggested i'm on the hunt for cock. typing it into google, i had to wade through a whole array of gay sex. damn, hot boys getting it on, i dont know how i got through it. oh! speaking of hot boys getting it on, how much does this pic make you want to get your pants off and rub against their hotness???
that about makes me cum right now. or at least it would had my tummy muscles not been all worn out already. oh yeah, thats right. first orgasms in the new house and i dont think i need to emphasise the 's' on the end of orgasms. if i keep this up i'll have a nice flat tummy in no time.

ANYWAY

im on the hunt for cock and for some reason a picture of some dead chick getting sexed comes up so i clicked it, but i couldnt find it on that page. what i did find however is a whole heap of cool pics interspersed with pics of dead looking people and people shitting. so this guy has many and varied tastes, but he's also found a lot of really cool photos.
and also so very good advice

"may be applied beneficially to any part of the body"

anyway, if you have a bit of time, scroll through. i dont know what it says as its in another language but the pics are interesting

brb, i need to call my vibrator dealer

i had a fun day yesterday. after starting the day with two crying boys and nothing that could be done to sedate them, i got rid of them by posting them off to their grandmothers house for the night. i then contemplated going to bed as i had a headache, no doubt caused by the constant whining of a 4 year old and 6 year old. they whine, you know. did you know that? now you do. geoff and tina? congratulations, but get ready for the whining. instead i decided to go buy a backpack.
at the end of august im jetting off to sunny melbourne to visit the beautiful theresa and the lovely adrian. woohoo!!! last time i went i took a hot wheels back pack. and while that did the job, it was a bit...hot wheels, so i have invested my hard earned cash in a new one that is mine, all mine!
i met up with basil and micki at harbour town and found a backpack for $8.45. yep. i am the bargain hunter. i also bought jumpers for x as there are no size 6/7 jumpers anywhere around here.

then, have a guess where we went after that??? go on, guess. no! no cheating, dont go visit their blogs. guess first. nope, wrong! we went to the plaster fun house. i painted a fish and i called him gil. like steve martin from parenthood.

then we went to the hogs breath for dinner and they tried to charge us for garlic bread and wine! how dare they! ok, we ate the garlic bread, but we never ordered it. and the wine, that belonged to the family who we had to sit right next to even though we were the only two lots of people in the restaurant.

we then headed back to my place to watch amelie and it is without a doubt my favourite movie ever.

i cant wait to watch big brother tonight. its time to go....thatcher birdcunt

p.s. this post wouldnt have been possible without the talents of the wonderfully buxom jessculture who i hope to rub against in melbourne, and the equally wonderful, his fopness