my favourite book*

*at the moment

if you can get a hold of this book, please do it. do it. im not asking you, im telling you. do it and do it now.

now

done? excellent

liar!

just so you know what im talking about, go here and read along with me (you will know when its time to turn the page whenyou hear the chimes ring, like this blalalalalalaling....lets begin now)

briliiance. brilliance in a box. well, a book, but still. the rest of the book is equally brilliant and hilarious and you must read it now