*puzzled wha? face*

i caught a bit of oprah today while standing in a cue waiting
and waiting

and waiting

she had jerry seinfeld on and...i dont understand. i just dont understand.

why do people love oprah so much? why do people go on her show and pretend to get excited about the things she and her audience get excited about?

OPRAH: do you know what i found out the other day that i never ever knew?
*looks of 'oooh, wow, we're going to be privvy to some inside information about oprah that no one else will know. we are so special, oprah loves us so!' from the audience*
OPRAH: you and i are the same age!
*that half smile stare that jerry does*
OPRAH: i never knew that!
CROWD: woohooooo! yay! yay! *clap clap clap clap clap clap clap etc infinity until oprah tells them she's 'just standing here! you're the special people!' which makes them clap some more*

i hate oprah

that said, if she would like to give me some money, i would take it

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