the suspence was killing me

the above sentance is a complete and utter lie. i watched mission impossible the other night. ok, i may have been more intrigued had i seen it from the beginning not from a third of the way through, but i cannot express to you how boring it was

boring

boring

boooooring

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actually, writing boring the last way that i did was more exciting than watching the film.

there is a scene was the baddy is trying to blame it all on some other guy and tom cruise is pretending to believe him while simultaniously remembering back and realising its actualy the baddy in front of him who is to blame.

you see the baddy, he makes some comment, so blatantly 'you will think this now' that its laughable, his face has totaly the wrong expression . and then tom goes, yeah, you are so right, how could i not have seen it? except he's thinking about how it was really the bad guy. there is even music to create more suspense, except there is none.

none

noooooone

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you get it?

i watched the film until about the last ad break and then announcd i could not stand the stupidity of it for one more second.
'but this is probably the last lot of ads, it'll be finished in 5 minutes!'
'no, i cannot sit through this a minute longer'
and i went to bed

about a minute later matt went to bed too. so we still dont know how it ended but i dont care because it was booooooooring