so i went out the back to check on the kids, and xander is mowing the lawn with a plastic lawn mower, telling a story into his boba fett watch about how he was buzz lightyear, i was woody and eli was ham the pig. then he started this long, alomst incomprehendable story about how he stood on a poo like the girl who thats what happened and the girl like dais and the poo thats what happened and then i stepped in it...(then he sees me)...wanna see my foot? that what happened. i look over to see elijah and daisy standing opn either side of the bbq, licking it.
i dont think there are kids anywhere in the world who are like mine