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number of happy valentines days wished to me - one
who was it from - my 6 year old son, who made a card for me and his dad to share
number of text messages from people who count (on valentines day) - one
what did it say - the leprechaun was great!
funniest valentines day card i saw - 'without you i wouldnt know about pokemon or yu gi oh. you're the best friend ever'
and its response - 'without you i wouldnt have defeated bongo bongo in legend of zelda'