why i love the show

we went to the royal adelaide show yesterday and the kids had an pretty alright time. eli was sooky for most of the day until we gave him some icecream. he also enjoyed hugging a screeching piglet and holding a baby chicken which was equally as noisy.
we got the kids their showbags. eli got a super wheels showbag, which was just full of generic brand cars and bikes and stuff.

an except from the packaging above as to how to operate the 'bideshooteb masked riderryuki'.... yeah, i dont get it either

let the hackle zipper cut in the drailing wheel, then draught at full tilt to upgrade, let the drailing wheel tunning hight speed, at this time set the product to evenness foor to go speed run.

....yeah