You know...there's times that one of those Men-in-Black Neuralizers would be SOOOO useful.

"Adrian, if I told you you were a hopeless idiot, and should give up your life goal of being a male model because you don't have a hope, would you take it badly? Yes? OK... just look here for a moment..."

**FLASH**

"Matilda, if I told you I'd had a crush on you since commencement camp, would that be bad news? Yes? Righto. Hey...just look over here for a moment would you..."

**FLASH**

"Marcus? Hold still."
[THWACK!!!]
"I've wanted to do that for months. Now, if you'll just look here..."

**FLASH**

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