oh, also, if you can, check out life support on SBS. last episode, penne taught us how to use peadophiles to get a bit of extra cash. just make a webpage as if you were a 12 year old girl. make sure theres a photo of you, at 12, playing netball, and lots of gushing about various boybands and a lot of crying over how your parents dont understand you. then go into a chatroom, act like a precocious 12 year old, and wait. pretty soon there'll be guys talking to you. and if they dont believe you're 12, you can send them to your website to check you out. then, when they email you and tell you they love you, you can write back and say

my parents dont love me, they wont even buy me a playstation 2. how do i know you really love me?

sit back and wait for the playstation to arrive. it will usually come with a hardcore porn cdrom and some naked photos of a fat ugly balding man. sell the playstation, keep the photos incase you need to blackmail anyone and your porn colection will be the envy of all your friends

that penne, is a very helpful young lady