Saturday, June 21, 2003

i dont get scat

as you may or may not know, there are many weird and wonderful things you can do that are sexual. and porn videos are a pretty good indicator of what these things are like, if you forget that the boobs are fake and that thesex is stop start so he can keep an erection and all those things.
anyway
so you've got 'normal' sex. i get that. bondage, i can understand that too. it's when you start getting into the really freaky stuff that i have a hard time. even then though, i can still see how they can be stimulating to some people.
for instance, plushie sex. ok, although i've never thought a stuffed toy was sexy, i have though that they are very very cute, so i can see the attraction of wanting to sleep with them, but sleep sleep, not sex. sex with a stuffed toy would still give the person stimulation, so i get that. it's like little girls riding their pillows and boys wiggling on their tummies, it makes them feel good, so i get it.
i get beastialtity. not how the girls moan and wriggle when they're sucking off a dog or rubbing a horse cock on their ass, but anything having actual intercourse with you has to produce some stimulation. i even understand sticking a mouse up your bum for the same reason.
there are lots of different sexual acts that i understand, scat is not one of them.
unless someone was pissing right on your clit for long enough for you to orgasm, i dont get it. i dont get how someone shitting in your mouth and then rubbing it all over you can make you feel so fucking hot.
you may wonder why im talking about this today. brett gave us a video to watch that he'd gotten off one of his friends. he dared us to watch the whole thing, because he almost vomited so he turned it off.
well brett, we accepted your challenge, and we also passed.
matt covered his eyes a little, and i did go to the toilet at one stage, wherein i was thinking, 'if i was pissing on someone rather than in the toilet, someone would have to pay me', but apart from that, we sat through the whole disgusting ordeal.
it was in german, i think, so we couldnt understand what they were saying, but i think that was better. first of all, a very unatractive naked man got ready. he put on a latex mask that only showed his eyes and mouth, then he put on stockings and a garter belt. he connected a chain to two little snappy pin things and connected those to his nipples. then, he tied a string of sueded leather around his balls, then around his dick and then hung two heavy weights from the string. next he walked around fingering his bum for a bit and then slipped a penis shaped butt plug up there. he put a collar and wrist bands on and then put a blindfold on. he was ready.
then this blonde woman, dressed in a corset thing and stockings and ultra high heels comes in. she is the Mistress, and she whips his bum a bit, inspects everything, tightens knots and so forth, and then clips his hands behind his neck. then starts the deluge of piss and shit.
i wont go into it in too much detail, but it involved one of those squeezy turkey baster things, lots of urine, an inflatable butt plug,three peoples shit, and a freaky cave man looking guy who couldnt get it up but looked to be having a good time anyway.
matt kept saying to me, 'they stick chocolate up their asses, its not all shit'. this may have been to make himself feel better as they were feeding each other hugs logs of the stuff and moaning about how good it was.
i dunno, call me old fashioned, but i just dont get turned on by having a piss and shit soaked pair of undies shoved in my mouth.
*shrugs* each to their own i guess

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