again with the 'why i love matthew baldwin'

October 25, 2005

Fairyland Headline News

BUNNY FOO-FOO ARRAIGNED ON CHARGES OF ASSAULT
Bodies of field mice found in forest
D.A. may seek goon penalty


KING COLE VETOS 2005 FREEDOM OF MATRIMONY ACT
"Marriage is between a dish and a spoon," says monarch


CRYPTOLOGISTS CLOSE TO CRACKING "FARMER'S DOG" CIPHER
Baffling code, in which letters are replaced by hand claps,
has confounded linguists for centuries
"We're pretty sure it's 'Bongo'," says expert

defective yeti