re: mormons!

here's a copy of an email conversation i just had

>>> me 03/24/05 10:02am >>>
the mormons are here. i dare you to ask them to show you their knickers


From: A
To: me
Date: 3/24/05 10:40am
Subject: Re: mormons!

I found out that they have little symbols on their undies:
A compass on one nipple and a square on the other. Then on their belly button they have a buttonhole type shape.
They can't take them off ever unless they wear out and if they have a bath etc they have to hold onto them.
Their undies are to guard against evil spirits