today is the first of feburary. according to my poppa we have two weeks to enjoy life before the ar on iraq starts. or was that the war on terror? i get confused you know, with "president" bush and his dad. anyway, so the war is going to start on the 15th of feb. the day afetr valentines day which i thought was nice of them. let us have a nice day first before we blow up the world. that is unless you dont get anything for valentines day, in which i guess you'd be thinking, well, i suppose yesterday wasnt that bad afterall.
so, while we wait for america to invade iraq, and iraq to say, 'oh hi guys, come in and blow us up. stop you? nah, we're not gonna stop you, we're just gonna blow up america while you're all over here pretending to look for our weapons (which you'll never find, bwahhahahaha ).' and then they have their button pushing competition to find out who's penis, i mean, bomb is bigger, i thought i'd share this song with you. it's by tripod.....aaaaah, tripod.

im way to skinny for the army
way to slender for the job
what can i do if my country doesnt want me
cos my talents only stretch to mini golf?

im way to unco for the army
all that running through car tyres
i guess that would come in handy
if you invaded a country who's terrain was all car tyres

but im skinny and i'm clever
maybe now more than ever
the technology has caught up with me
if wars have gone all electronic
i could fight them with my joystick
as long as they bring pizza to me
then i could be in the army

it's not tricky to imagine
me in a bunker at a screen
controlling reconaissance robots
maybe mine detecting robots
even robots who run through tyres

but im skinny and i'm clever
maybe now more than ever
the technology has caught up with me
if wars have gone all electronic
i could fight them with my joystick
while watching mcleods daughters on tv
then i could be in the army

i was never good at pacman
but at defender i'd light up the skies
i was never good at frogger
it's much too much like hopping over tyres
and if i dont get in the army
i might become an evil mastermind
live in an underwater tower
and wearing shiny skivvies all the time,
that would be fine

but im skinny and i'm clever
maybe now more than ever
the technology has caught up with me
if wars have gone all electronic
i could fight them with my joystick
as long as they bring pizza to me
then i could be in the army