*ahem*

someone voted on my hot or not and my score has gone down. DOWN. who was it, bastard! i'll smack ya in the chops so hard you wont see the weekdays you'll go straight to the weekend.
you know, you may think im only a 6.5, but i proved my whoredomness yesterday, when, thanks to rehearsals, i kissed SEVEN PEOPLE ON THE LIPS.
yep, thats right. seven. quiver before me, whores in training, for i am the master.

i also dreamed that a little bat was throwing dead bats and bat pieces at me. dunno what thats about.