sunday night convos

Pip says:
?
a fisher price childrens hospital
carly:
yes?
Pip says:
like a toy hospital?
carly:
it has a lift, and a bell that dings. and it is currently sitting on the dresser in my hallway
exactly like a toy hospital
Pip says:
lol cool
carly:
currently, yoda, r2d2 and cowgirl smurfette are living in it
Pip says:
cool
carly:
yes, they seem happy with the arrangement
Pip says:
does smurfette get down with yoda or r2d2?
carly:
not that i've noticed, but its entirely possible
she seems to be a bit of a skank
i reckon yoda probably does it without even having to move, he just uses the force and bingo! orgasms
Pip says:
yeah i think r2d2 would cause more damage than good
carly:
he'd be like a massive vibrator tho
Pip says:
true, but he wouldnt shut up
carly:
you have a point
he could be quite distracting
so, i think we've come to the conclusion that it would be better to sex yoda than r2d2? is that correct?
Pip says:
i think smurfette needs a new room mate
wheres he-man?