i'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to all the people who search for sex related things and end up finding my blog. i'm sure that when you're searching for '12 year old girls sticking weird things up their cunts' and you find my blog that you get pretty disappointed. i feel the same way when i try to look up, say, acting schools, and i come up with 'girls acting badly and their mistresses have to send them to school to be spanked'...or something