here is the new and improved, if this doesnt work im gonna kick blogger in the nuts, 100 things list
100 thingsi am a great stealer of good ideas. i saw on katies blog the other day that she had made a 100 things list. now im going to. dang also has one, and holly does a 5 things list occasionally. but i am going to attempt a 100 things list.
100 things
1. i used to wish my name was sarah or samantha. i didnt used to like my name because no one could say it right, they always called me kylie. i liked sarah because it was princessy, and samantha because it was cool and could be shortened to sam. the main reason why i chose those names was because if i had to write them in fancy cursive, the 's' would look really nice. writing 'c' in fancy cursive just ends up like an 'e', making my name 'early' which is just wrong
2. another reason was that there arent a lot of words that rhymed with carly. and when i was at primary school, kids always sang that song
and there was carly, carly, eating sugar and barley
in the store
in the store
there was carly, carly, eating sugar and barley
in the cornermasters store
my eyes are dim, i cannot see
i have not brought my specs with me
i have not brought my specs with me
and it was aaaaaalwyas barley. i never liked that
3. on that note, oh ha ha, i once laid in my hammock at my old house and sang a song for hours over and over. it went like this
of ghoulies and ghosties and long legged beasties and things that go bump in the niiiiight, the lord preserve us
i've asked around and no one else knows that song, i might have made it up
4. also, i once sat on one of the hammock chairs after i got out of the pool, and i needed to wee but i couldnt be bothered going inside so i just wee'd where i was. yanneke was there and she said 'you're weeing!' and i said that i was just dripping from the pool
5. i didnt have a lot of friends when i was at school until about half way through feburary when i'd start handing out invitations to my birthday party. because i had a pool and a spa, everyone wanted to come to my party. i didnt mind this because i got more presents and i didnt like many people anyway, so i never had to speak to them for the rest of the year
6. there was a boy that liked me when i was younger called jarrod baker. i liked him too, but i never told him or any of my friends. he came to one of my parties and gave me a box of crayons. he was a year older than me, and when i started high school and he was in year nine, i think he decided he was too cool to like me anymore and he used to pay me out. i dont know where he is now
7. the first boy that i remember liking me was daniel stone. he used to give me pretty hankies and soaps carved into roses and things like that. i always thought he stole them off his mum. i never liked him
8. i get addicted and obsessed with things very easily, and my habits are hard to break. some things i have been addicted to are faerie bread, watermelon, pancakes, french toast and tea. tea is the only habit i havent gotten out of but im fine with that. i also watch the boy who teaches harry how to play quidditch in harry potter, whenever he is on the screen, even if he isnt speaking.
9. my hands and bum are almost always cold
10. since the movie came out, i have only said its name once. the movie is about dinosaurs and they live in this park thing and they go mad i guess and start attacking people. i dont know for sure cos ive never seen it and dont wish to
11. i really like strawberry shortcake
12. i used to really like strawberries but now i only kinda like them. my mum used to buy them for me as a special treat and i'd cover them in sugar and eat the whole punnet in one go
13. i have honey in my tea instead of sugar
14. i have a scar on my cheek from where i had a birthmark removed. i used to tell people that i was standing on the end of a jetty one day and a pirate ship pulled up and the pirate took a swipe at me with his hook. now i just tell them the truth
15. i can sleep anywhere, any time
16. from year 9 to half way through year 12, i was totally in love with chris elze. i think he knew because anytime i tried to talk to him he'd tell me to fuck off. my maths teacher mr dempster told me that it was because he liked me. i think thats just what people tell ugly people to make them feel better because the good looking people are throwing things at you
17. my hands are freezing
18. i watch and enjoy big brother
19. i enjoy reading
20. i enjoy reading erotica although im not a big fan of actual real life sex
21. i really like the whitlams and the last couple of times they've come to adelaide, i've hung out with jak and pai and they are sweet and lovely, /end brag
22. i really wish i liked beer
23. i once had $6000 in the bank, and then i moved out, and ten i got pregnant, now i have no savings
24. i get very mad, very quickly at people who call me and ask me for money. 'dont you want the poor children to go on a camp???' well yes i do, and if you'd have just left me alone, i may well have donated money so they could, but since you asked, you get nothing.
25. this also goes for christians/jehovahs witnesses/mormons who knock at my door. leave me alone, or i will sprout horns and a tail and smack you with it
26. the first girl i ever liked was drew barrymore. the first real girl i liked, i didnt even know her name. she was in the rock and roll eisteddfod with me when i was in year 10 and she was in year 12. she had black hair and was really cute. i waited out the front of school with her one day and i liked her ever since. i dont even think i spoke to her
27. my favourite colour is blue no matter how much i try and change it. i also like pink and green and red. when i buy clothes that are these colours and i had a choice between them and blue, i make myself choose the other colours. then when i get home, i always wish that i chose the blue one
28. i have a scar on my hand from stabbing myself with a stanley knife in art one day. our teacher showed us the right way to use them and then said, 'and if any of you cut yourselves by using it wrong, dont come crying to me'. so when i cut myself by using it wrong i just asked to go to the toilet and stayed there until it stopped bleeding
29. one day my dad sent me up the shops on my skateboard to buy a bottle of coke. on the way home the bottled rolled off the skateboard....ok, i'll explain. i couldnt ride a skateboard standing up, only on my knees, so i put the bottle between my hands and scooted off. i took some broken glass back to the shop and told the man what happened but he didnt give me my money back or give me a new bottle of coke. always thought that was mean
30. i used to steal mini easter eggs from that man right in front of his eyes. he watched me and let me
31. maybe he felt sorry for not giving me a free bottle of coke
32. i know the words to the movie labyrinth
33. i also know the words to the breakfast club
34. the doug anthony all stars used to be my favourite group. no one at my school knew who they were. this happened quite a lot through high school. i liked being 'different'
35. i used to have a recurring dream where i found a tiny little box. when i opened it i got sucked into the box and stuck against the wall. then the box would shut and float off till someone else found it and they'd get sucked into it
36. personwhosnameimustnevermention doesnt generally like listening to my dreams because they go on for ages and mean nothing
37. i only like tomatos if they're hot or have been turned into something like soup or sauce
38. same goes for ham, but i dont know what you can turn it into.....i only like ham if its hot, like a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich
39. when people lose things and ask me where they are and i say 'its in the bedroom, on the shelf, under the book' and they say 'no it isnt' i like to say 'if i go in there and find it......' and then go storming in there and find it, just like a real mummy
40. i dont handle change very well at all
41. i really like the smell of green tea
42. i really like the smell of holly too, and sean and holly sent me her perfume so i can smell her whenever i want
43. i like reading erotica and have attempted writing it...im not very good
44. again, i am freezing
45. i am quite lazy. sometimes i'll even put off going to the toilet until im almost busting because i cant be bothered getting up
46. along those same lines, if i could fit out my computer with tea making facilities, i would
47. i
will be in the next star wars movie, im posting off my resume today
48. one of my favourite plants, lantana, is considered a weed in the eastern states of australia
49. i cant play any musical instruments, but in a play i had to play 'come as you are' on acoustic guitar, and i did it
50. reggie won big brother!!!!! i know you dont care, but i do
51. i enjoy getting splinters out
52. of myself and other people
53. i also like to put peroxide on sores so i can watch the white bubbles. fingers have lots of germs, iven if you dont have sores.
54. i own a mobile phone, but if any companies ask me if i have one, i lie and say no because i dont want them to have my number
55. i really wish i could draw. i once got given a 'how to draw horses and ponies' book. there is evidence of me trying to draw a horse and a pony inside the front cover. i give up very easily
56. i really do give up very easily. and i always have. i found my report card from year 3 and it said that i need to have more confidence in myself. that if i cant do it the first time, it doesnt mean i'll never be able to do it and just give up.
57. i like to wear dresses and skirts and be girly
58. when i was younger i was in a gang and we used to have meetings on top of the shed mear the pool. we were so tough. we never did anything gang-like, but we had lots of meetings. sometimes we'd pretend taht the dog next door was mean, and we'd dare each other to jump over the fence, that was about the extent of our toughness.
59. we also used to do lots of bike tricks, like jumping over people. we would all lay on our backs and andrew would jump over us. we'd put mark at the end incase andrew didnt make it the whole way over us
60. my favourite book used to be the folk of the far away tree by enid blyton. i dont have a new favourite book, so i guess its still my favourite
61. im reading it to x right now, one chapter per night
62. i know for a while there my favourite books were the power of one/tandia by bryce courtenay. whenever the power of one is on tv, i have to watch it
63. i crunch very loudly
64. its as if theres a speaker in my head
65. its very echoey
66. i just used up 3 things for one comment. im struggling and im only into the 60's
67. it realy annoys me when people use the saying 'cheap at half the price' because of course it would be cheap at half the price, moron
68. i cant watch burgos catch phrase without yelling at the tv
69. for instance, a picture of a really big foot, is of course 'bigfoot' but its not a catch phrase, its the name given to some massive thing that lives in the hills somewhere
70. i just wrote 69 and didnt make a joke about it
71. i get side tracked very easy, but i have good attention span for most things
72. i have many of half written stories....many....many many
73. i am attracted to shiny things. if there is something shiny on the side of the road i will see it, and pick it up. i get lots of jewellry this way
74. i like the old playschool better than the new playschool
75. i used to have tamarisk green 1970 morris 1300. i love that car. i miss it. now i have a 1991 hyundai excel...no character
76. i really wish i had a cat
77. my first proper boyfriend once asked me if he could 'lick my shmoo'. after i eventually gave in, he squated between my legs and stuck his tongue in me. yes in me. didnt wriggle it, didnt even go in and out, nothing. then he sat up and said, 'hmm, wasnt that good, was it?'
78. i am good at making toast
79. water is not my favourite drink, no matter how much i try to force it to be
80. it is tea
81. with milk
82. and honey
83. and yes, i have just succeeded again to stretch out one comment into, this time, 4 sections
84. counting that one 5, and this one, 6
85. i will never, ever, be a tidy person, its not part of my personality. i like to have piles of things sitting around, that way, i know where everything is. if you are annoyed by this, please feel free to coe over and clean my house, i will not stop you. just be ready for a barrage of 'where's my (insert object here)' when you are done
86. i used to have pet rats. brett bought one home from school. her name was tinkerbell. it was a mean rat because kids used to poke it through the cage. he took it home because if someone didnt it would have been killed. we got her home and she had 4 babies which i proceeded to name after 4 boys in my class. scott, ashley, mark and dazza. scott was my favourite and he got eaten first. yes eaten. by the other rats. disembowelled. then they all went one by one. i cant remember who the last rat was. mark or dazza, i think. nasty pieces of work, rats
87. i really like tampon boxes. i wish they didnt freak people out so much cos some of the pictures are really cool
88. i remember the words to weird 80's commercials. skate skate skate skate, skate skate skate, play play play play plaaaaaaaaaaaay, walk walk walk, walk walk , go go go go, go gallop run shuffle jump giggle cycle hit, sway wirggle paddle sit, hop tickle hurdle knit, etc :)
89. i now, as of today, own 2...not 1, but 2 hello kitty vibrators, um, massagers, i mean
90. i will tease people if the opportunity arises, i am always nice about it though
91. as opposed to yanneke who said i couldnt go to her cabbage pach kids birthday party with james, because he was only a patch kid
92. i dont have many memories of my dad. one i do have is of him sending me to my room for taking a bite of the coffee crisp bar that was in the fridge for mum, even though it wasnt me
93. in the same house that happened in, my brother and two girls from around the corner found a porno on top of the fridge and watched it. the younger girl, katie went home and told her mum. i cant remember if i got in trouble
94. my ears are always sore
95. when i was little i used to wet the bed and my mum and dad took me to the hospital to get tests done. the doctors filled me full of fluid and thn strapped me to a bed and made the bed move so it was as if i was standing up and then i had to wee everything out. i didnt understand
96. i did eventually stop wetting the bed but sometimes when its about 4 in the morning and its freezing, i wish that i could do it again so i wouldnt have to get up
97. i once ruptured my ear drum with an ear stick. i had a towel around my head, holding my hair away from my face and i was cleaning my ears and my cat ran in front of my feet and as i was tripping over the towel fell down, i went to push it away and pushed the ear stick into my ear. it really hurt
98. i will let you play with my hair for hours......and hours
99. this also goes for massages :)
100. one more huh, dunno.....um, lets see.....*big breath out* gee....this is tricky.....i like chicken
