working with kids

(there is a girl, around 4 years old, with very obvious snot issues)

me: would you like a tissue, sweetheart?
girl: yes please. i have allergies
me: oh dear, well, here you go
girl: i have allergies. you know what allergies i got? im allergic to bees and peanuts
me: really? well, better be careful
girl: and do you know what happened to me when i came out my mummys tummy?
me: no, i dont
girl: i did hurt my kidneys
me: dear me, are you ok now?
girl: yeah, im ok now but, do you know whats wrong with my bagina?
me:...no, i dont
girl: sometimes its itchy
me: yeah, that happens. its unfortunate, but it happens
girl: ok bye




see you next year

shouldnt fall for record store boys
shouldnt fall for married men
shouldnt be scared to enter that house
shouldnt leave my house the way it is
shouldnt feel the way i do
shouldnt stay up past my bedtime
shouldnt exist on cups of tea


ohai shouldnt. its been a while

helper cat is helping

In your face space cyote! says
there you go. was wondering where you were
less confusing pancakes says
ive been watching sean
In your face space cyote! says
oh im watching right now
less confusing pancakes says
i didnt realise i was offline
In your face space cyote! says
you were
less confusing pancakes says
i was
In your face space cyote! says
hes so gorgeous
less confusing pancakes says
i know
In your face space cyote! says
he gets a cup of tea
less confusing pancakes says
yep
we're meant to be
In your face space cyote! says
excuse me?
less confusing pancakes says
me and sean
2getha4eva
In your face space cyote! says
yeah
i dont understand
less confusing pancakes says
you'll understand when you see us together and we're married and all that jazz
In your face space cyote! says
yeah
still dont understand
see. hes meant for me
less confusing pancakes says
no... im pretty sure he';s mine. let me check
yep
mine
In your face space cyote! says
i just checked my vagina. hes there right now
less confusing pancakes says
i actual lolled

you sure can pick em!

we go to melbourne a lot, because bands dont come here, and this time we went for the lemonheads




apart from the scary lesbians assaulting us, and evan stopping three songs from the end and just walking off stage, it was pretty great. and it was really nice to hang out with larissa and alister too

sleep and then shopping followed, though not that much for me, and even then i spent more money on x and e.





hello cider! friday night was full of cider and dancing, and it was awesome. i got to meet justine, and prove once again that my choice in men is very. very. bad.




more sleep, and more food, and then more sleep. then we went out for gelati. lack of actual sleep+possible heat stroke= i'll bridge your road! i'll spread your eagle! i'll sit on that




and then it was tea time and home time




now its time to plan the next one