Friday, August 24, 2007
i know i shouldnt have been speeding, but it was 4am, i was tired and drunk, and i just wanted to go home. the kids were jumping all around the backseat and i was trying to turn around and yell at them to shut the fuck up, while at the same time, i was trying to text bazza to say we'd be dropping past to score. you would think that the guy i picked up on the way could have had a talk to the kids, but no, he was too busy winding up the window cos it was too cold, and i specifically told him to keep it down cos i dont want the kids breathing in that crackpipe smoke
the fact that i feel the need to add a disclaimer that only the speeding part of this was true annoys me. also, the use of the word 'youse' and putting a 'k' on the end of 'ing' words, like 'sumfink, enyfink, nuffink' etc, that annoys me too
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
i signed up to a few of those internet dating sites years ago. the first time it was so i could look at someone who a friend had been checking out, since then ive popped my virtual head into those creepy rooms every now and then, and i've even met someone quite nice, but the majority of people on those sites scare the shit out of me. mainly, and if you go read this piece of amazing writing which is far superior to mine you will see that she agrees whole heartedly, WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE SPELL?
please, i'd like to introduce you to jasoncollins
gidday im jason looking to meet pepeol and have fun
hi i lick the bech movies horse riding and fishing outdors and i have tattoo
has no interests, but does have these requirements for his ideal partner
at least 18 years old
Relationship sought: Pen Pal or Friendship with a Female
Long-term Relationship with a Female
sume body that lickes me for me and not what thay lick me to be and i wont them to be honest
PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU, WORLD this can not be the only type of guy who is out there
Now playing: emiliana torrini - sunnyroad
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007
x: some people in my class are saying that zach is G A Y
me: well, he is
x: but i dont understand?
me: being a gay boy means you like other boys
x: but...i like other boys
me: yes, but, do you want to kiss them?
me: well, zach wants to kiss them
e: (singing and marching around the hallway) i wanna kiss boys! i wanna be gay!
me: sweetheart, if you want to be gay and kiss boys, thats fine with me, but if you dont, i dont recommend walking around school saying that
x: (with tears in his eyes) its just not fair mum. no one should be teased just because they are different than another person
there are sometimes shining moments when i know im being a good mum